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[Nevermore666]

Just arrived home and some utter **** face has parked across my drive. Should I vandalise their car?

[griff]

I wasn't me, unless you live in Keswick.

Carry on.

[moorlad]

Just arrived home and some utter **** face has parked across my drive. Should I vandalise their car?

No. Just dump stuff directly in front and behind their car so they can't get out, when they ask youse to move your stuff youse can then **** them.

Don't mention it.

[griff]

Ullo moorlad. Of you broken off of your right-wing imperialist tax-fiddling for the day? Some off of the new boys seem to of got their knickers in a right twist.

[Nevermore666]

It was a young fit nurse attending to one of the neighbours the lucky old git!

[moorlad]

Ullo moorlad. Of you broken off of your right-wing imperialist tax-fiddling for the day? Some off of the new boys seem to of got their knickers in a right twist.

They're scoths, generally. They of little understanding off of owt it seems.

[moorlad]

It was a young fit nurse attending to one of the neighbours the lucky old git!

****ing him off of?

[Nevermore666]

Don't know I never looked through the window. I'd letted her **** me of off if she'd wanted.

[jiltedjohn]

Just arrived home and some utter **** face has parked across my drive. Should I vandalise their car?

That's nothing, I have a big f**kin jet parked across mine. Should I report it?

[just_joe]

Standard procedure is to stab their tires.

Make sure you stab their spare, as well. It's always great watching their rage as they get out the spare only to discover there's no air in it and a geet big hole, instead! Arf!