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Thread: Funny 2 way story

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    Funny 2 way story

    Last Tuesday working at the coal mines in CQ a call over the 2 way radio, it went something like this.

    John Smith to control...
    Control to John Smith copy...
    Control I have a 3m snake under my Ute, and he has me pinned on the top of it, and I can not get off it, can you send somebody too remove it.
    Well we thought it was funny, I'm sure John didn't.

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    re: Funny 2 way story

    So, when you lot had finished giggling, did anyone go and rescue John?

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    re: Funny 2 way story

    He was probably a kiwi, they are sooo scared of snakes.

    Why he didn't just jump off the bloody tray, I don't know, big sook. Snakes are more scared of us.

    I had my first run in with a snake this shift, he was just a juvenile, I was opening up one of the sites fire trailers, to service their gear, so when I lifted the door I heard this light thud, and I look over to see the little fella.

    I just watched him for 20 seconds before he took off under the trailer, I just made a little more noise than normal and continued on with my job.

    But if is was a 3m brown I would've made sure it was a long way away before continuing. I'm not scared just not stupid, they are bloody aggressive little ships

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    re: Funny 2 way story

    Yubby, you're ssssssssssssso brave.

    Ohhhh ... look out behind you bro!!!














    Never knew you could jump that high, bro.


    Funny story.

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    re: Funny 2 way story

    I am quite athletic for a 39year old.

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    re: Funny 2 way story

    I bet the snake had a hissy fit

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    I don't get why?

    Is that because it saw me? Or just the pun on Hissy??

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