O/T Friday neet Joke time (adult theme)...

[Adventus2012]

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?

A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

[Adventus2012]

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"

"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

[fivetide]

Heard the new Coldplay single?


It's Chris Martin.

[Adventus2012]

In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes.

In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on, Never the less to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away.

At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair.

And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise.

They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control.

Backward and forward, His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside.

The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years, People did screw, And now it is time, For me and you.

So pull down your pants, And lay in the grass, Cause I'm

[Adventus2012]

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

[Adventus2012]

Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

A: Your job still sucks!

[Adventus2012]

Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it?






A: a cucumber

[Adventus2012]

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