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Thread: Hello minnows!

  1. #11
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by PonyFiddlerReturns
    Fiddler tried to tell me he was a Warrant Officer Percy once, I cant believe that for one minute. Scout leader I reckon.
    WTF is a Warrant Officer 'Percy' ??[/quote]

    If you dont know you're not Fiddler or you're not army. One or t'other.

  2. #12

    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by pompeygun
    Fiddler tried to tell me he was a Warrant Officer Percy once, I cant believe that for one minute. Scout leader I reckon.
    WTF is a Warrant Officer 'Percy' ??[/quote]

    If you dont know you're not Fiddler or you're not army. One or t'other. [/quote]I tell you now, that in all my 21 years in the Royal Armoured Corps. I have NEVER heard of a Warrant Officer 'Percy' WO2 yes, WO1 yes, RCWO yes, IntWO yes and many others, but WO Percy!!??? Sorry, you've lost me there.

  3. #13
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by PonyFiddlerReturns
    You are PROPER funny Cokhead! Well done mate, had me in stitches with that one

    *Corkhead

    Ha ha now that was actually quite funny "Cokhead"!

    Only joshing Corky, now don't go all Owen Farrell on me!

  4. #14
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    re: Hello minnows!

    It would be if it was deliberate.

    He just inadvertently missed a letter out the thick c**t.


  5. #15

    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by Corkhead
    It would be if it was deliberate.

    He just inadvertently missed a letter out the thick c**t.

    Awwww, I was starting to like you as well

  6. #16
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Fiddler has actually just returned from a stretch in Winchester after being caught fisting a pony on a pikey camp, ironically it was him that had to take a fisting from the prison daddy, how is your @rse now fiddler???

  7. #17

    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by pfcsteve72
    Fiddler has actually just returned from a stretch in Winchester after being caught fisting a pony on a pikey camp, ironically it was him that had to take a fisting from the prison daddy, how is your @rse now fiddler???
    Humour isn't really what you do is it Stevie boy eh? You're more of a 'tip the disabled fan out of his wheelchair' type aren't you, because you're pwopah nawty like Danny Fackin Dyer innit !!

  8. #18
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by PonyFiddlerReturns
    Fiddler tried to tell me he was a Warrant Officer Percy once, I cant believe that for one minute. Scout leader I reckon.
    WTF is a Warrant Officer 'Percy' ??[/quote]

    If you dont know you're not Fiddler or you're not army. One or t'other. [/quote]I tell you now, that in all my 21 years in the Royal Armoured Corps. I have NEVER heard of a Warrant Officer 'Percy' WO2 yes, WO1 yes, RCWO yes, IntWO yes and many others, but WO Percy!!??? Sorry, you've lost me there.[/quote]

    No need to get all precious oh sheltered one.
    Percy Pongo, where Percy goes the Pongo's.
    Squaddies=Pongo's or Percy Pongo's.
    You thick t#wat.

  9. #19

    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by pompeygun
    Fiddler tried to tell me he was a Warrant Officer Percy once, I cant believe that for one minute. Scout leader I reckon.
    WTF is a Warrant Officer 'Percy' ??[/quote]

    If you dont know you're not Fiddler or you're not army. One or t'other. [/quote]I tell you now, that in all my 21 years in the Royal Armoured Corps. I have NEVER heard of a Warrant Officer 'Percy' WO2 yes, WO1 yes, RCWO yes, IntWO yes and many others, but WO Percy!!??? Sorry, you've lost me there.[/quote]

    No need to get all precious oh sheltered one.
    Percy Pongo, where Percy goes the Pongo's.
    Squaddies=Pongo's or Percy Pongo's.
    You thick t#wat. [/quote] Pongo was a term used by you semen to describe the Army in the 50's or something wasn't it? Certainly

  10. #20
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    re: Hello minnows!

    So you have heard it before.
    The old memory banks not quite what they were, brain a bit soggy???

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