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Thread: Hello minnows!

  1. #61
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Hmmm. Very good. Did you make that up all by yourself?

    Guffaw! (sic)

  2. #62
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    re: Hello minnows!

    No, I copied it from the "Fratton Funbook".

    It's a very thin publication, save for a few jokes about Pompey. You see, there ain't much fun going down @ Fratton.

    Edit: Guffaw!

  3. #63
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by PonyFiddlerReturns
    Sadly this is the sort of retarded way the 657 would plan a 'meet' ...don't tell the scummerz innit blud...oh fack!
    657 crew? More like the 3-2-1 crew, with Ted Rogers. "Look at what you have won! It's dusty bin (aka Fratton Park)"

  4. #64
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by pompey_smell
    Sadly this is the sort of retarded way the 657 would plan a 'meet' ...don't tell the scummerz innit blud...oh fack!
    657 crew? More like the 3-2-1 crew, with Ted Rogers. "Look at what you have won! It's dusty bin (aka Fratton Park)"[/quote]

    I love this sort of laborious humour, it says a lot about the teller.

    Nice to see you back on here, Rommel. I see you have brought the infantry with you.

  5. #65

    re: Hello minnows!

    Quote Originally Posted by cunninglinguist
    Sadly this is the sort of retarded way the 657 would plan a 'meet' ...don't tell the scummerz innit blud...oh fack!
    657 crew? More like the 3-2-1 crew, with Ted Rogers. "Look at what you have won! It's dusty bin (aka Fratton Park)"[/quote]

    I love this sort of laborious humour, it says a lot about the teller.

    Nice to see you back on here, Rommel. I see you have brought the infantry with you.[/quote]Thanks Cunni!! That made me laugh

  6. #66
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Not laborious at all; it's easy when u have Pompey as a topic!

    Hold on! Here comes another!!

    Q: What do you get if you cross Southsea with an iPhone?

    A: Mugged!

    Guffaw! LOL @ U!!

  7. #67
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    re: Hello minnows!

    I must admit to having a little guffaw at this.

    It was nearly as funny as your overrated shower of sh!te rolling over and taking it up the jacksie at the Etihad yesterday.

  8. #68
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    re: Hello minnows!

    Yep, that was much better, PS. I will now keep an eye out for your next attempt, to see if you can maintain standards.

    Carry on, for now.

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