Well, it's 10:40am, here...

[just_joe]

No news yet on the job for tazzy front kel, but I'm sure once she stops fannying around in California she'll put the enormous brainpower to the problem and come up with an equitable solution. Or summat.

And get in the queue for the villa, I saw her first. Anyway, I thought you was in pole position for Jimmy's.

Tazzy seem quite happy in his current endeavors.

Anyway, I wouldn't want to interfere with general staffing concerns and risk undermining my managers.

Tazzy seems to doing better than most of you tramp ****s, to be honest. He's talking trips every other week, going to exotic destinations, eating out in restaurants all the time.[/quote]

tbf lass, I'd rather be me that either of you. Oh, and tazzy too.[/quote]

I'm glad you're not me, either, pishy-pants.

[just_joe]

Is that the job she offered Tazzy in the end then? Not had time to catch up on all the FREDS yet.

Or did she dodge that question too?

I'm sure she'll let us know when she's back off of riding her chopper from the offy.

Bint edit

I don't dodge questions.

If I fail to respond, it's because I didn't see it.

I don't have the time to comb through every thread that's been updated since my last visit, here.

I simply have a couple of minutes of distraction, and then back to whatever I'm doing.

So, if I fail to answer a question, the mature reaction would be to post another message pointing me to it.

Rather than going on other threads and spreading gossip like a wee ****ing fat boy-whore.

[just_joe]

Oh well.

Last time I was in Blackpool I was 17 and got shagged senseless for an week. Summat you'll know nowt about, what with being an munter and all that. In fact, aren't you that 'toothless grinning hag' the Stones sang about? You know, them musicians what shagged your mum.

Yes, all you have are memories, you wrinkly old disheveled ****. Last time you even got a flinch out of it was probably 1985. You're only half a man, now, wrinkles!

Me? I probably get 10 or 12 hard-ons a day. And, fortunately, I mix with dozens of incredibly hot college girls who are virtually lining up to experience my manhood. Real men can give a girl a good hard stiffy. Wouldn't you agree, pishy-pants?

[just_joe]

Oh look!

No response to my questions?!?!?

That the line I normally get

[moorlad]

Haw Josephine, seeing as youse is such a international jetsetter an that, and as you seem to of a bit off of an soft spot for beggars, you wouldn't happen to of a free villa or summat going for nowt for a couple of weeks in June? Me and mrsgriff need some sun on our backs, see, but what with all the taxes I pay to keep scrotes in beer and such, money's an bit short at present. Divn't worry aboot the private jet and all, we'll make our own ways there. An Greek island would do nicely, and I promise not to pee on the furniture.

Ta.

Oh, but if tazzy turns out to be the pool-boy, we may of to make our apologies.

I'd love to oblige, pishy-pants, old mate, but I fear you would in fact pish on the furniture, as well as the carpet and the bed sheets.

Not because you want to, but just because that's what you old ****s do. A wee dribble here, a wee dribbl

[moorlad]

No news yet on the job for tazzy front kel, but I'm sure once she stops fannying around in California she'll put the enormous brainpower to the problem and come up with an equitable solution. Or summat.

And get in the queue for the villa, I saw her first. Anyway, I thought you was in pole position for Jimmy's.

Tazzy seem quite happy in his current endeavors.

Anyway, I wouldn't want to interfere with general staffing concerns and risk undermining my managers.

Tazzy seems to doing better than most of you tramp ****s, to be honest. He's talking trips every other week, going to exotic destinations, eating out in restaurants all the time.[/quote]

IMPOLITE.

[moorlad]

No news yet on the job for tazzy front kel, but I'm sure once she stops fannying around in California she'll put the enormous brainpower to the problem and come up with an equitable solution. Or summat.

And get in the queue for the villa, I saw her first. Anyway, I thought you was in pole position for Jimmy's.

Tazzy seem quite happy in his current endeavors.

Anyway, I wouldn't want to interfere with general staffing concerns and risk undermining my managers.

Tazzy seems to doing better than most of you tramp ****s, to be honest. He's talking trips every other week, going to exotic destinations, eating out in restaurants all the time.[/quote]

tbf lass, I'd rather be me that either of you. Oh, and tazzy too.[/quote]

I'm glad you're not me, either, pishy-pants.[/quote]

[moorlad]

Oh well.

Last time I was in Blackpool I was 17 and got shagged senseless for an week. Summat you'll know nowt about, what with being an munter and all that. In fact, aren't you that 'toothless grinning hag' the Stones sang about? You know, them musicians what shagged your mum.

Yes, all you have are memories, you wrinkly old disheveled ****. Last time you even got a flinch out of it was probably 1985. You're only half a man, now, wrinkles!

Me? I probably get 10 or 12 hard-ons a day. And, fortunately, I mix with dozens of incredibly hot college girls who are virtually lining up to experience my manhood. Real men can give a girl a good hard stiffy. Wouldn't you agree, pishy-pants?[/quote]

VERY IMPOLITE, AND THE LANGUAGE IS UNCALLED FOR.

Or does it apply only to me, and not to youse.

[just_joe]

Glad to see you're calling out me and nothing to say about old pishy pants' obnoxious impolite remarks, moorgirl.

Speaks volumes.

[kel_]

Is that the job she offered Tazzy in the end then? Not had time to catch up on all the FREDS yet.

Or did she dodge that question too?

I'm sure she'll let us know when she's back off of riding her chopper from the offy.

Bint edit

I don't dodge questions.

If I fail to respond, it's because I didn't see it.

I don't have the time to comb through every thread that's been updated since my last visit, here.

I simply have a couple of minutes of distraction, and then back to whatever I'm doing.

So, if I fail to answer a question, the mature reaction would be to post another message pointing me to it.

Rather than going on other threads and spreading gossip like a wee ****ing fat boy-whore.[/quote]

Gossip?


****ing Arf!

Now that, jojo, is genuinely funny, I doff my cap.

Gossip. On a message bourd. ACE.