The Top Ten Pundit "Gaffes"

[WOODLANDSWOLF]

From the independat. Eeeehh, yave to laff don't ya !

1. a€œWhoa€™ll win the league? Ita€™s a coin toss between three of thema€� a€“ Matt Le Tissier (23 %)

Didn't Dell Boy have one of those coins?

2. "If that happens anywhere else on the pitch, it's a stonewall penalty" a€“ Chris Kamara (21 %)

3. "In the last year, 46 of the 92 managers have lost their jobs - that's over half" a€“ David Pleat (20%)

4. a€œIa€™m trying to get some building work done at the moment, quite seriously. Be careful.a€� Adrian Chiles talking about the perils of upsetting Polish football fans (19%)

5. "You need to take off your rose-scented glasses" a€“ Robbie Savage (18%)

6. a€œIf youa€™re still watching, write in and wea€™ll send you a fiver eacha€� a€“ Adrian Chiles at it again, this time promising anyone who was still watching Fulhama€™s FA Cup Replay with Sheffield United a fiver. Unsurprisingly plenty of people took him up on the offer (18%)

7. "Sandro's holding his face. You can tell from that

[WOODLANDSWOLF]

[quote="WOODLANDSWOLF"]From the independat. Eeeehh, yave to laff don't ya !

1. aiiWhoaiill win the league? Itaiis a coin toss between three of themaii aii Matt Le Tissier (23 %)

Didn't Dell Boy have one of those coins?

2. "If that happens anywhere else on the pitch, it's a stonewall penalty" aii Chris Kamara (21 %)

3. "In the last year, 46 of the 92 managers have lost their jobs - that's over half" aii David Pleat (20%)

4. aiiIaiim trying to get some building work done at the moment, quite seriously. Be careful.aii Adrian Chiles talking about the perils of upsetting Polish football fans (19%)

5. "You need to take off your rose-scented glasses" aii Robbie Savage (18%)

6. aiiIf youaiire still watching, write in and weaiill send you a fiver eachaii aii Adrian Chiles at it again, this time promising anyone who was still watching Fulhamaiis FA Cup Replay with Sheffield United a fiver. Unsurprisingly plenty of people took him up on the offer (18%)

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[WOODLANDSWOLF]

There is also a good slide show but I can't copy that so I have just posted the page link below. - view external link

[wolves71]

One of my all time favourites and in the slide show you mentioned was the one from David Coleman "'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.'

[WOODLANDSWOLF]

[quote="wolves71"'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' [/quote]

The one that sticks in my mind, can't remember who or where but it was "yes at this stage of the game he must be a very happy manager to have a fresh set of legs up his sleeve"! X-D

Conjures up a wonderful picture. Sweeney, how about some nifty graphics?

[nortonwolf]

David Coleman!!! He was a class apart remember his commentary from the Montreal Olympics 1976? Alberto Juantorena seeing off the opposition in the 400m final(?)... 'The big Cuban opened his legs and showed his class'

Colemanballs!

1. And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

2. That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.

3. The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

4. Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.

5. The late start is due to the time.