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Thread: Close shave

  1. #21
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    re: Close shave

    Aye, Jimmy, he's has some hard times but he's an very nice bloke.

  2. #22
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    re: Close shave

    Griffs a fire starter,
    Twisted fire starter

    (X8?)

  3. #23
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    re: Close shave

    You could have just pished all over it, wrinkles.

    I'm sure you needed the toilet. You always do.

    Anyway, another coffin successfully dodged, eh, pishy pants!

  4. #24
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    re: Close shave

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    You could have just pished all over it, wrinkles.

    I'm sure you needed the toilet. You always do.

    Anyway, another coffin successfully dodged, eh, pishy pants!
    You stupid bint. I'm completely at ease with my life and age. After all, age is better the the alternative. I don't think there's any of the usual posters on here (including tazzy) that aren't happy with who they are and what they've got. We don't have to live in a constantly changing fantasy world, or invent friends or exaggerate our lives. We may go off on one, or take false umbridge or wind someone up for comedic effect, but very, very little off of it is caustic. We save that for incoming numpties like you.

    Of an nice day dearie. .

  5. #25
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    re: Close shave

    Excally, griffie. And that's why an certain few (3) posters divvent get this bourd.

    I'm off of work today so wasert gan to bother with the bourd much, but ofing caught up with stuff just now I may of to keep my eyes peeled for the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT regarding the many, many companies jojo operates worldwide.

    Should be geet ace.

  6. #26
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    re: Close shave

    Don't hold your breah Kel, I can't see this announcement coming anytime soon. Jo Jo is probably off of diving in the Marianas trench or prepping himself for his upcoming moon landing.


    Either that or furiously masterbating.

    diving x2 edit.

  7. #27
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    re: Close shave

    Aye, me too kel. And I hope she doesert forget the one she were at in Southern Turkey the other day, and how it contributes to the global business plan and operational strategy that her worldwide corporation operates against.

  8. #28
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    re: Close shave

    Epiphone, Griffie?



    Pffffft.


    Yours

    An Gibson SG


    ps

    You divvn't get me banging on about escaping a fire in a car body shop, then ganning back in to rescue the fat, dozy apprentice.

    Oh no.

  9. #29
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    re: Close shave

    Oooooh, I'm on tender hooks.

  10. #30
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    re: Close shave

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    Oooooh, I'm on tender hooks.
    Careful, divvn't want anyone making you an escape coat.

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