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  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by griff
    Did some bint call?

    Hoppy birdy for the weekend Beast. Will we be seeing youse tomorrow?

    Calm down Josephine, I don't see why every fred about age has owt to do with me. Age is what we all hope for, but as the life expectancy for trailer-park living, Buckfast dependant tarts like yourself is about 48, I reckon I've already done better than you will.

    Well done me.
    Yes, congratulations, pishy, since you seem to think its all about how long you live.

    But, sorry to burst your bubble, old boy, but how well and how passionately you live is much more important than how long.

    Don't forget, you'll be dead a "geet" long time, pishy!

    Live hard and die fast, I always say.

    In fact, I should have a plaque with that on my desk, so that everyone who comes into my office gets the message.

  2. #12
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    re: I turn...

    REJOICE, REJOICE I SAY



  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    Did some bint call?

    Hoppy birdy for the weekend Beast. Will we be seeing youse tomorrow?

    Calm down Josephine, I don't see why every fred about age has owt to do with me. Age is what we all hope for, but as the life expectancy for trailer-park living, Buckfast dependant tarts like yourself is about 48, I reckon I've already done better than you will.

    Well done me.
    Yes, congratulations, pishy, since you seem to think its all about how long you live.

    But, sorry to burst your bubble, old boy, but how well and how passionately you live is much more important than how long.

    Don't forget, you'll be dead a "geet" long time, pishy!

    Live hard and die fast, I always say.

    In fact, I should have a plaque with that on my desk, so that everyone who comes into my office gets the message.[/quote]

    As you've dodged me (again), jojo, can I aks if you actually believe everything you type? It's ju

  4. #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    Did some bint call?

    Hoppy birdy for the weekend Beast. Will we be seeing youse tomorrow?

    Calm down Josephine, I don't see why every fred about age has owt to do with me. Age is what we all hope for, but as the life expectancy for trailer-park living, Buckfast dependant tarts like yourself is about 48, I reckon I've already done better than you will.

    Well done me.
    Yes, congratulations, pishy, since you seem to think its all about how long you live.

    But, sorry to burst your bubble, old boy, but how well and how passionately you live is much more important than how long.

    Don't forget, you'll be dead a "geet" long time, pishy!

    Live hard and die fast, I always say.

    In fact, I should have a plaque with that on my desk, so that everyone who comes into my office gets the message.[/quote]

    As you've dodged me (again), jojo, can I aks if you act

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    No but I will be there before end of season if my health holds out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    Did some bint call?

    Hoppy birdy for the weekend Beast. Will we be seeing youse tomorrow?

    Calm down Josephine, I don't see why every fred about age has owt to do with me. Age is what we all hope for, but as the life expectancy for trailer-park living, Buckfast dependant tarts like yourself is about 48, I reckon I've already done better than you will.

    Well done me.
    Yes, congratulations, pishy, since you seem to think its all about how long you live.

    But, sorry to burst your bubble, old boy, but how well and how passionately you live is much more important than how long.

    Don't forget, you'll be dead a "geet" long time, pishy!

    Live hard and die fast, I always say.

    In fact, I should have a plaque with that on my desk, so that everyone who comes into my office gets the message.[/quote]

    As you've

  7. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    Well seeing pishy pants is giving this thread a wide berth!!!



    As, they say, it's all downhill once you hit 40.

    First, it's the eyesight.

    Then you don't have the speed or agility of the younger guys.

    Then the libido begins to weaken.

    Then, it's aches and pains you never used to have.

    Then it's a massive tumor.

    Then, YOU'RE DEAD.
    It started going downhill at 22 and never recovered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    Did some bint call?

    Hoppy birdy for the weekend Beast. Will we be seeing youse tomorrow?

    Calm down Josephine, I don't see why every fred about age has owt to do with me. Age is what we all hope for, but as the life expectancy for trailer-park living, Buckfast dependant tarts like yourself is about 48, I reckon I've already done better than you will.

    Well done me.
    Yes, congratulations, pishy, since you seem to think its all about how long you live.


    Live hard and die fast, I always say.
    .[/quote]

    Well. go on, get on with it.

  9. #19
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    One request at an time, griffie.

    I'm still waiting for jojo to answer my question about her believing what she types tbf.

    Come on, jojo, don't gan all coy on me again.

  10. #20
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    You stand more chance off of getting answers out off of tazzy. Nor decent photos tbf.

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