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Thread: I turn...

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    I turn...

    40 on Saturday. Does this mean I have to **** the playstation of off and get some slippers?

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    re: I turn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore666
    40 on Saturday. Does this mean I have to **** the Babestation of off and get some strippers?

    Whatever.

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    re: I turn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore666
    40 on Saturday. Does this mean I have to **** the playstation of off and get some slippers?
    not necessarily.

    but you should defo get a clue.

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    re: I turn...

    Another FRED you're trying to deliberately hijack, cow cow.

    Why excally do you come on here as you clearly can't tolerate anybody that's not Jojo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    Another FRED you're trying to deliberately hijack, cow cow.

    Why excally do you come on here as you clearly can't tolerate anybody that's not Jojo?
    Cow Cow? ****y ****.

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    re: I turn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore666
    40 on Saturday. Does this mean I have to **** the playstation of off and get some slippers?

    Nevermore yer just a young man at 40 seven years older than my oldest..

    I've only started to worry about my age now.. Father Time tick tock and all that

    Enjoy your day mate.

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    re: I turn...

    Age is but a number Beast, have a good one.

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    re: I turn...

    Well seeing pishy pants is giving this thread a wide berth!!!



    As, they say, it's all downhill once you hit 40.

    First, it's the eyesight.

    Then you don't have the speed or agility of the younger guys.

    Then the libido begins to weaken.

    Then, it's aches and pains you never used to have.

    Then it's a massive tumor.

    Then, YOU'RE DEAD.

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    re: I turn...

    Says the bint who gives every FRED an wide berth that I make her look an even bigger mong on.

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    re: I turn...

    Did some bint call?

    Hoppy birdy for the weekend Beast. Will we be seeing youse tomorrow?

    Calm down Josephine, I don't see why every fred about age has owt to do with me. Age is what we all hope for, but as the life expectancy for trailer-park living, Buckfast dependant tarts like yourself is about 48, I reckon I've already done better than you will.

    Well done me.

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