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Thread: The percentage game.

  1. #11
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    re: The percentage game.

    I'm the opposite Deez to be fair, over the long weekend we had an fair bit off of *** and I had nee ****s. That's likely to dee with ofing loads off of time off of, not being bothered by kids and plenty off of drink.

  2. #12
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    re: The percentage game.

    Couples having nookie in Britain is on the decline due to the internet, instead of having a bonk couples are spending more of their bedtime in cyberspace.
    They reckon the population of Japan could shrink by a third within 50 years because of the lack of babies being born and unless Japan opens it's doors to mass immigration it's economy could collapse.

  3. #13
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    re: The percentage game.

    Probs 99% ****ing for me which is probably an good job as on the rare occasion I get some I tend to get her* in the club.

    #highstrikerate

  4. #14
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    re: The percentage game.

    I divvn't of to **** on account of being a very successful rapist.

  5. #15
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    re: The percentage game.

    I have been put off ****ing by repeatedly finding my ****age son with his jeans round his ankles. Its like some ****ing hideous competition, what is wrong with this picture

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