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Thread: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Right!

    Right!!!!!

    Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I've held back from posting an distinct improvement on your plot - in case you had anovver hissy, delicate, girlie fit - but now the gloves are orf.

    (PS Yer Photoshoppin' sucks. At least try to get the correct contrast/light for the inserted image. And a drop shadow so that the intruder doesn't appear to be hovering above the immaculate lawn!)

    (Edit: almost forgot me av in my rage)


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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    If youse thinks I'm gonna waste that much time youse got another think coming. The gardening gloves are off.

    (Edit: moi aussi)


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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Quote Originally Posted by Corkhead
    If youse thinks I'm gonna waste that much time youse got another think coming. The gardening gloves are off.
    (Edit: moi aussi)
    It's all a matter of pride.

    Pride in one's work.

    Pride in one's skill

    (PS Never had you down as an antipodean!)

    (Edit. Had to chuckle. You had a go at my edit of a wordless post in an earlier post. I edited 'cos the piccie was too small. Then bugga me, if you didn't do exactly the same! 'Arfs!)

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment



    Edit: bloody tart I meant yes, grrrr, bloody tart Myfanwy yes!

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Quote Originally Posted by pfclassof61
    If youse thinks I'm gonna waste that much time youse got another think coming. The gardening gloves are off.
    (Edit: moi aussi)
    It's all a matter of pride.

    Pride in one's work.

    Pride in one's skill

    (PS Never had you down as an antipodean!)

    (Edit. Had to chuckle. You had a go at my edit of a wordless post in an earlier post. I edited 'cos the piccie was too small. Then bugga me, if you didn't do exactly the same! 'Arfs!)[/quote]

    I've got words on mine. Arfs, snorkle, guffaw, chortle, titter, snicker.

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Quote Originally Posted by Corkhead


    Edit: bloody tart I meant yes, grrrr, bloody tart Myfanwy yes!
    Where does one start?

    'He's'!
    'bloody'!
    'No. 33'
    'w' - dodgy font size
    Have you never heard of centering?

    Some graphic designer!

    Did you do a correspondence course?

    (Btw - no numbers down our lane - just tasteful houses)

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Quote Originally Posted by Corkhead
    If youse thinks I'm gonna waste that much time youse got another think coming. The gardening gloves are off.
    (Edit: moi aussi)
    It's all a matter of pride.

    Pride in one's work.

    Pride in one's skill

    (PS Never had you down as an antipodean!)

    (Edit. Had to chuckle. You had a go at my edit of a wordless post in an earlier post. I edited 'cos the piccie was too small. Then bugga me, if you didn't do exactly the same! 'Arfs!)[/quote]

    I've got words on mine. Arfs, snorkle, guffaw, chortle, titter, snicker.[/quote]

    So you didn't get the image size totally wrong?

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Quote Originally Posted by pfclassof61

    (Btw - no numbers down our lane - just tasteful houses)
    What's yours Chez Lassie or Dingbat's Dell?

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Quote Originally Posted by Corkhead

    (Btw - no numbers down our lane - just tasteful houses)
    What's yours Chez Lassie or Dingbat's Dell? [/quote]

    Never visited the Principality then, Corky?

    "Garddwr chymwysterau uchel byw yma" (Got a Ponderosa of a gaff!)
    'Gwaelod-y-Garth' (SD will love this!)
    'Bythynnwr Pottager'

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