Hall Of Fame
Erm no.Originally Posted by Corkhead
You can probably guess what's coming...
Thankfully I cannot read your mind. Neither, I guess could Sigmund Freud.[/quote]
Sighs...
Hall Of Fame
After some deep meditation, it's down to how best to populate your plot.
How to invigorate it. How to give it some pazazz. How assuage your loneliness during those long, muddy hours.
I may have the glimmer of an idea that I feel sure will bring you comfort and solace. Is that the right word?
Hall Of Fame
It's all coming together.
After gazing at your plot for several hours, it is obvious to the trained analyst that there is simply no-one else around. You are totally devoid of any human contact. There is nobody to encourage and support you.
My thoughts then were drawn to the classic theme in literature of 'The Man Alone'. How can you survive the rigours of gardening in all weathers without the throb of the throng; the bustle of belonging; the companionship of your fellows?
But there remains the question of who best provides what you so desperately need?
I have the answer!
No need for despair!
The perfect solution for your solitude!
The perfect answer for your angst!
The perfect fit for a man of your stature!
I will now devote many hours to drawing up plans for the allotment of your dreams...
Hall Of Fame
[b] [size=6]
From this grey, dour, dull
unpopulated world of the unloved...
...to this exciting, vibrant
pulsating extravaganza of the lovable!
Hall Of Fame
Blimey! That's a lot of bad weather coming your way![/quote] More than 3 months yes is a little excessiveBeen potting Geraniums as I normally do at this time of the year. Weather so bad on Hayling that the yearly St Georges music festival has been postponed till August
Hall Of Fame
See above.[/quote]
An arse is an arse as you well know.
Hall Of Fame
A gnome allotment theme park. It has the Wow factor. I love it.[b] [size=6]
From this grey, dour, dull
unpopulated world of the unloved...
...to this exciting, vibrant
pulsating extravaganza of the lovable!
One small point. The shed far right belongs to Gooseberry Reynolds. He looks too much like the reclining gnome on the roof for him to allow it. His missus would think he's skiving. Other than that and assuming approval from the Town Council (who may have issues with the topless gnomette and the mooner) it's a winner.
Send the bill to Flea Beetle Hall.
Hall Of Fame
Now I know where my glorified sheds neighbours gnomes have vanished to
Footymad Forums offer you the chance to interact and discuss all things football with fellow fans from around the world, and share your views on footballing issues from the latest, breaking transfer rumours to the state of the game at international level and everything in between.
Whether your team is battling it out for the Premier League title or struggling for League survival, there's a forum for you!
Gooners, Mackems, Tractor Boys - you're all welcome, please just remember to respect the opinions of others.
Click here for a full list of the hundreds of forums available to you
The forums are free to join, although you must play fair and abide by the rules explained here, otherwise your ability to post may be temporarily or permanently revoked.
So what are you waiting for? Register now and join the debate!
(these forums are not actively moderated, so if you wish to report any comment made by another member please report it.)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote