Going thru the FF backcatalogue I found this little germ

[Scoular1]

Lassie...the last writes

Good working title me thinks or

Lassie...memoirs of the infamous 5

[Scoular1]

Oh and by the way Sir Lassie...have you ever heard of image rights...check yer post

[pfclassof61]

Holy wasted lives.

He is revisiting his back catalogue of appalling Photoshop work. Could it be he is finally writing his memoirs? Suggest A Career in Pictures as a working title.

Been there - done it. I wrote my autobio and had it printed with a hard-back cover. Sixty A4 landscape pages.

It is a tale of victory over adversity - of the indomitable human spirit. There is a splash of swashbuckling and public oration. All-in-all a feel-good must-read publication.

It's title?

'One Day I'm Goin' To Write...'

[pfclassof61]

Oh and by the way Sir Lassie...have you ever heard of image rights...check yer post

The Copyright Act of 1977, Section B, Subsection 35 stipulates that 'derivative but undisputedly hilarious pictorial humour based on badly-taken, underexposed photos published on a public message board are exempt from copyright law'.

[Corkhead]

Either he's been beaten to it or his real's Rudd Weatherwax.

[pfclassof61]

Just found your autobio:



The blurb says it is all about a carthorse

[Corkhead]

This one's a riveting read about your involvement with PFC during the "troubled times".

[Corkhead]

And finally a tome detailing your investigation by Operation Yewtree.

[pfclassof61]

Sweet!

[pfclassof61]