Imagine if Fratton Faithful was like the IPL...

[pfclassof61]

The current cricket Indian Premier League has attracted more than three million tweets.

Imagine if FF had 3m posts in just a few weeks:

Kenny would be a Mod again

Jim could retire

And the techno who is responsible for FF wouldn't be on holiday - not after his nervous breakdown.

[MattPFC2005]

'Imagine if Fratton Faithful was like the IPL'-you mean tacky, trashy, banal, superficial, lacking in quality, glitzy garbage and (ALLEGEDLY) corrupt?

[chiswickmart]

Not sure why you needed to add the ALLEGEDLY there Matt, there's been enough evidence already to remove that.

[pfclassof61]

[b] [size=5] the IPL - you mean tacky, trashy, banal, superficial, lacking in quality, glitzy garbage

[b] [size=5] Surely not!

[nonsuchmike]

You forgot: And has KP playing for them.

Don't forget that India has 20 times the population of all the UK. If reflected in sports fixtures, then Pompey would average 300 000 attendance or more per week @ FP. Where would we put 'em all?

Those of you looking at the dancing pom-pom girls - don't answer that!