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Thread: Are there likely any spies?

  1. #1
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    Are there likely any spies?

    Is it likely that the Rams & QPR's training grounds are being monitored by the other team?
    After all 120 million reasons for it!

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    re: Are there likely any spies?

    Eh...

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    re: Are there likely any spies?

    Quote Originally Posted by SlimyLimey
    Is it likely that the Rams & QPR's training grounds are being monitored by the other team?
    After all 120 million reasons for it!
    I'm pretty sure that QPR's owners will hire satellite tracking systems and star wars technology to zoom in on our training ground from space. Then hire a lip reader to translate the coaching team's word shapes. A conspiracy theorist down the pub told me this was the case, because a bloke who works for Tony Fernandez was seen wearing a lab coat on Tuesday.

    On the other hand we might get a chap on a bike to pedal past their ground (and probably get lost trying to find it, like I did last year!!). He will possibly be wearing a blue beret as camouflage, and have an old fashioned walkie talkie. Alternatively we could maybe get the Thunderbirds crew to help us as we're obviously connected by strip licensing arrangements. In which case maybe John Tracy can do the business for us from #5.

    What a bizarr

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    re: Are there likely any spies?

    I heard that my postman's best mate's daughter's step-dad's brother knows someone from Grimsby who once met someone who said their daughter's schoolteacher's husband's work colleague's cousin twice removed's dog is actually being sent to our training ground as a spy for QPR, so yes, you're correct.

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    re: Are there likely any spies?

    Quote Originally Posted by roger_ramjet
    Is it likely that the Rams & QPR's training grounds are being monitored by the other team?
    After all 120 million reasons for it!
    I'm pretty sure that QPR's owners will hire satellite tracking systems and star wars technology to zoom in on our training ground from space. Then hire a lip reader to translate the coaching team's word shapes. A conspiracy theorist down the pub told me this was the case, because a bloke who works for Tony Fernandez was seen wearing a lab coat on Tuesday.

    On the other hand we might get a chap on a bike to pedal past their ground (and probably get lost trying to find it, like I did last year!!). He will possibly be wearing a blue beret as camouflage, and have an old fashioned walkie talkie. Alternatively we could maybe get the Thunderbirds crew to help us as we're obviously connected by strip licensing arrangements. In which case maybe John Tracy ca

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