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Thread: A cold wind

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    A cold wind

    and a solitary tumble weed blows through the unhinged door of the once popular and colourful tavern. Decor fading while the memories of a thousand parties stained deep into the ruby carpet.Travelers from a thousand opinions all came to be heard. To sing their songs and tell stories of adventure,love,and tragedy. To right the wrongs of misguided agenda.To dream of a better world. A better way to live. Ghosts of departed revelers that we loved without seeing. Without conditions.

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    ... Dazzy and Blackpool vying to put the coolest tunes on the worn out old juke box, Lefty turning into Freer when he's had one too many, Brendan showing us his party trick of how to start an argument in a paper bag, LMV and Statesey stepping in to call 'Time' when someone sets fire to much loved paper bag ...

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    Amak grabbed the paper bag to write down his quadratic formula before realizing his lecture had started, J fresh from cleaning up last nights mess was arriving home when he noticed an old man, a very old man was disorientated and he help him pick up his pension and then signed him into his favorite website (at least he thought so) J signed him in as AV4...BANG, CRASH... Bushy just arrived in

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    looking like he'd spent the last 6 months ...

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    in a Tavern in a wild border town having lost all his mining equipment in a unicycle riding bet.

    Suddenly a shrill feminine voice breaks the dusty air."Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! It was Yubby Yelps rollerskating to the bar and asking for a

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    dandelion and burdock spritzer, informing the somewhat surprised bar tender that he would no longer be requiring his usual strawberry milk shake with sprinkles, as he had decided to move on to the hard stuff, seeing as he would be reaching a milestone birthday in a few days time.

    Unusually rejecting the attentions of his Tavern friends, Yubby settled down in a corner to plan his surprise birthday bash, just in case Winnie forgot - again, as he fondly recalled his last big birthday bash where Oz and Lefty

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    danced around on top of the bar wearing nothing but mankini's. Lefty looked fabulous doing his rendition of

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    'Like a Virgin', whilst throwing what he hoped were sultry and meaningful looks in the direction of

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    Bongo in his new Spaniel-skin thong and...

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    a Rolf Harris toupee. Ozfan not wanting to be upstaged, gracefully

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