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Thread: Jeez I can't find my knees...tales of madness in the jungle

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    Jeez I can't find my knees...tales of madness in the jungle

    England physio Gary Lewin will miss the rest of the World Cup after dislocating his ankle while celebrating Daniel Sturridge's equaliser against Italy.



    Lewin, 50, was carried away on a stretcher after jumping off the bench.

    "In celebrating the goal he jumped up, landed on a water bottle and dislocated his ankle," said boss Roy Hodgson.

    "It was very painful," he added. "He was taken to hospital. The doctor set it, put it back in at the side of the field, but it's the end of the World Cup for Gary.

    "That was a very sad moment for us."
    A Football Association spokesperson said: "We do have another physio with us - Steve Kemp."

    Oh yes, we have arrived at a Physio that can not re-set his own ankle (physician heal thy self)

    Well let me tell you mister, FA Association mugs, it's the easiest joint to "pop" back.

    And if the Physio is so stupid and incompetent...what next, is the Chef really Michelin two star...or recently absconded part-time exotic poisoner

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    re: Jeez I can't find my knees...tales of madness in the jungle

    Wouldn't be surprised if the team psychiatrist turns out to be a manic-depressive.

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