invent a stat

[aberdeentrotter]

Just for a bit of fun, bamboozle the forum with the stats you've made up.

How about;

1) 87% of Gerrards back passes resulted in the opposition scoring

2) When flying home, the Uraguyan team aircraft crashed in the Andes - 99% sure Suarez would survive.

3) During the WC - Glen Johnsons 2nd touch of the ball resulted in him having to make a tackle.

[Whatsmore]

some of my favourite stats AT are owen coyles teeth after every match interview were cleaned then returned to neddy the nag,until coyles next interview when neddy had to loan them out again to our tactical genius.after every game our dougie fines any player who crossed the half way line,as he terms it trespassing.and finaly chris eagles always has a clean pair of pink panties on under his shorts during games in mild wheather.if its a bit chilly say late sixty degree farrenhiet,he wears a heated basque coverd up with black leggings.obviously in winter when its fcking freezing he feins injury.

[leebwfc]

Not an invented stat but one I saw on Sky.

Suarez has been banned for a total of 50 games in his career but never had a red card apparently! Amazing when you think about it the sneaky little ****