Have a Moan Thread

[needle]

Thank f u ck for that Stan , I thought it was just me !

[bigmoon]

My moan is about the 'after wee, wee'.

I'll explain... when you get to a certain age the simple process of getting rid of ones waste fluid no longer is that simple.

You go for a wee, you finish your wee and then go and wash your hands. The problem is that your bladder says "no I haven't finished yet" and a likkle trickle comes out of your bishop when your trollies are up.

I don't believe that I need a bag for life like Alf has, just an absorbent pad or something.

The moosus made this comment about me the other day. The post pee dribble, you can stand there shaking it for what seems like half a day, as soon as you put your pork sword back in the ball hammock, out comes the dribble.

Just do what I do, punch your moosus in the chops and rub her face in your dribble patch. That will make you feel better and she wont comment again.

[paderbornclaret]

'you can stand there'


you don't know you're born Mooners...been sitting down for years.

[Stan_van_nel]

That's right Paderborn, 90% of them are sit down jobs now.

[bigmoon]

Bloody hell lads, is that how bad it gets?

Talking about sitting down on the loo, how many on here have turned their undies into phone hammocks, when dropping the kids off at the pool?

It's a terrible habit, but you can't rip paper from the roll with one hand, so you have to put that phone down somewhere!

[paderbornclaret]

...still dribble though.

[needle]

I sit down for a piss more often than I sit down for a muslim ;-)

[bigmoon]

Saxo and all his edits... Changes his mind more than his pants, lol.

[bigmoon]

Should have had a lie in today, but the moosus called me down because there was a sh!t load of feathers in the front room and she thought that the blasted cat had dragged in some poor unfortunate creature.

Found nothing, obviously the bird got away and my Birthday lie in was ruined.