Cant do it.

[Psaw]

I intended to post a message being nice. When it comes to it, i just cant. I dont know how to.

When i think of my delicious threads humiliating Kel, or asking if Foopy is still alive, my heart bursts with pride. I reckon Rabert the German cant better it.

Im going to try. Andover is here at the moment so ill address him.

Hello Andy. How are you my old codger. Nice to talk to you even if you are from dahn sarf. Looking forward to Cambridge v Portsmouth cripples.

How am i doing? Nothing insulting in there. How about if i address Rabert.

Rabert, you smashing Pict. The wall didnt hold you back then. If we go to war v Russia, youll be hearing from the infantry people.

Tazzy, I love your away days.

Moorlad. F uck me sideways, you blee din commies are a laugh. Workington, needs a wall. One that holds, the water. Or people wanting to get out.

Floopy, I can do a deal on Nivea creme, the best moisturiser, £15 for a gallon. I lurv Ars ...nal too.

Am i doing ok

[AndoverPFC]

My is not Andy you daft sod.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

... Its Karl, Frank... To his friends.

[chalky-ncfc]

What about me Frank,what about me...

[Markovitch]

My is not Andy you daft sod.

Which is a shame really. My flatmate at uni was called Julian, he went for a job interview and the bloke asked him if his mother wanted a girl, made me laugh