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    i've invented a new word

    griff - verb (intransitive).

    to griff; to flounce like a tart, esp. when bested in an argument.

    eg. 'how did salmond do in the debate last neet?'

    'he griffed when darling said the scotch couldn't keep the pound.'

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    re: i've invented a new word

    Quote Originally Posted by cpw_cpw
    griff - verb (intransitive).

    to griff; to flounce like a tart, esp. when bested in an argument.

    eg. 'how did salmond do in the debate last neet?'

    'he griffed when darling asked about keeping the pound.'


    It actually has a double-meaning:

    griff - verb (intransitive).

    to griff; to stink of stale pysh and have yellow urine stains on the front of your trousers.

    eg. 'I tend to griff when I have too much off the bevvy, an that'

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    re: i've invented a new word

    You invent a lot of schite Fluty.

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    re: i've invented a new word

    i invented you, alf, remember.

    made you out of a bucket of sh[color=light black]ite, sticky tape and and old jim davidson VHS.

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    re: i've invented a new word

    So It was you who made me a racist .. You cont

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    re: i've invented a new word

    it was. apologies.

    wasn't me who added the essence of jimmy saville though.

    you'll have to explain to plod why you're a nonce.

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    re: i've invented a new word

    Quote Originally Posted by cpw_cpw
    it was. apologies.

    wasn't me who added the essence of jimmy saville though.

    you'll have to explain to plod why you're a nonce.
    Ah yes,you will know all about being a nonce won't you Fluty.. How long were you inside for?

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    re: i've invented a new word

    alf, too far. too far.

    i only did borstal then quit.

    the exams were too much.

    never got to strangeways.

    what's it like on nonce wing BTW?

    food good?

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