Caption Competition - Lassie's Fanny Edition

[Corkhead]

The results are in on this historic day.

Corky Jr delivered his verdict indicated by a sort of a half snort/grunt which I took to be an indication of the victor. For the rest he either looked, confused, bored or showed no emotion whatsoever.

So the winner is (opens envelope nervously and winks at camera)

[Corkhead]

Aha... won't keep you a moment ...

[Corkhead]

Nearly there ...

[pfclassof61]

Corky Jr delivered his verdict indicated by a sort of a half snort/grunt which I took to be an indication of the victor. For the rest he...looked confused...

Chip off the old sot, then

[Scoular1]

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[Scoular1]

I have my speech ready

[Corkhead]

Cyclists, they look more like bikes to me.

Yes ladies and genteelest of men your winner is that Gosport Guv'nor, ever-present South Stand Snoozer, King of the Headphones, Master of the Exploding Glasses and downright all round good egg and diamond geezer...

Scoulamentafabularioalamundio!!!

Prize to be awarded donated from my magnificent collection of PFC memorabilia pre-match tomorrow. No junk, it's made of silver (I think).

[Scoular1]

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I don't believe.
There were so many excellent entries.
I am overwhelmed.
Thank you soooo much

However its about friggin time.

[Corkhead]

To offset the inevitable outburst of jealousy and petulance I must add the prize is not another Bog Ben. It does however have clockish undertones.

[lovedeanblue]

The Diddy Man's hair looks a bit rushed. It must be tea time.

Nope!

Mrs Lassie is hovering... [/quote] My carpet could do with a hoovering