Caption Competition - Lassie's Fanny Edition

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To clear up Lassie's mess and because the image has some merit please post your entries on this thread.

Some promising attempts for starters. Winner declared on Friday.

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Chap on right: Girls when I said you need to shave your lap times I meant...

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The transgender cyclists are required to show that they have had the op.

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And now joining us on the stage, the Brazilian team...

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Corkie dumps his floundering career in graphic design to promote a new line of sportswear for unsuspecting lady clients

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Southampton FC's cheerleader troupe "The Bunch of Cnuts" show off their new strip to the world's press.

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Who needs the Brazzy dancers Ldb

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Brian Cookson, president of the International Cycling Union, said of the flesh-coloured cycling suits: "It is unacceptable by any standard of decency. They should remove them immediately"

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For Corky, 'sniffing a Columbian line' takes on a whole new meaning.