Wrong Colour Shorts
Stripes Not Thick Enough
You know what I mean.
"Leaves on the track"
"I have a headache"
"The wrong kind of snow"
"The dog ate my homework"
"The wrong colour socks"
"A really bad winter that caused a fixture pile up that stopped us winning the league"
"The England selectors were biased, this caused us to finish second"
NOTE: the final excuse is only relevant in '53/'54.
Any more?
Wrong Colour Shorts
Stripes Not Thick Enough
Originally Posted by 1877wolf
If it hadn't been for the Munich air disaster you wouldn't of won your last two titles.
Guess who!!
You haven't won anything because your club has only existed since 1986!
In over a hundred years we have never really concentrated on the League because "We are more of a cup side".
priceless that one!
It's Dingle Downing's fault!!
Don't forget the socks Gav!!!Originally Posted by wolves71
Afi is full of them
When Newcastle United drew at Stevenage in the FA cup in 1998, A furious Kenny Dalglish said that the "balls were too bouncy!"
Arsenal travelled to Anfield having to win by two clear goals to win the league on Friday 26 May 1989... Alan Hansen said the only reason Arsenal managed to "achieve the impossible" was because the game was played on a Friday night.
If it had been played on a Saturday, Liverpool would have won. Yeah right.
"I never lost a game in my life, I just ran out of time."
Bill Shankly said after Liverpool lost to Tottenham 7-2 we would have won if Jimmy Greaves had not scored four goals
Blackpool missed out on promotion a few seasons ago after letting a two goal lead slip in the playoffs at home to Bradford. It was then announced the Blackpool boardroom was haunted by the ghost of Lord Nelson because its oak paneling was salvaged from his flagship!
Rotherham keeper Chris Mooney once said that the reason he let a simple shot go through his legs was that his bald ce
"For me to take Manager of the Month I would have to win nine games out of eight" Neil Warnock when manager of Sheff U.
"Everyone knows that for us to get a penalty we need a certificate from the Pope and a personal letter from the Queen" Sir Alex after most matches !!