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Nothing related to daylight saving but based on today's average effort at comebacks from sticky knees and wes***fred i reckon you'd all just better be getting up an hour earlier to get a head start on me.
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If you say so Maureen. Though if anyone is setting your clock it's me,Originally Posted by Eddy Briscoe
Nothing related to daylight saving but based on today's average effort at comebacks from sticky knees and wes***fred i reckon you'd all just better be getting up an hour earlier to get a head start on me.
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What's this "Maureen" business?
A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.
"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".
"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."
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[quote="Eddy Briscoe" business?
A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.
"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".
"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."
Fair enough, you think it's funny. Have a bit longer.
Like DCM would say, don't abuse the swear filter
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[quote="Eddy Briscoe" business?
A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.
"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".
"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."
Jeez, it's probably 20 years since I heard that 1.
Frankly your jokes are infantile. No wonder you're such pals with Awks.
Btw: you do know that Awks is Basie right? Or are you that slow?
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Hey Basies settled in with the pensioners now. EP has a new fire lighter for his fire, so I hope they will be very happy together.
A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.
"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".
"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."
:D :D :D :D :D[/quote
Quite ironic, that Basie has championed Maureen on here, yet gets himself a ban.
Karma is a bitch.
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Hey Basies settled in with the pensioners now. EP has a new fire lighter for his fire, so I hope they will be very happy together.
A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.
"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".
"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."
:D :D :D :D :D[/quote
Quite ironic, that Basie has championed Maureen on here, yet gets himself a ban.
Karma is a bitch.[/quote]
No no no no no!
The SOUL (sad old ugly lovers) mates want nothing more t
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