The nipples are red raw mate, that's just from me being Lancashires No.1 rent boy. But we all have to make ends meet.

I'm good thanks boys, the little Moon is just in front of me now bouncing away in his jumperoo. I have let the Moosus have a lie-in this morning. I'm still working hard at the brewery, doing a mixture of 12 hours and normal hours, but the bummer is that I'm back on shifts, which is not ideal, but it's good as I get to spend more time with sonny-boy.

I would talk about rovers, but there ain't much to say really. Obviously Saxo want's "Bowyer out", but I said give him until Christmas. We're still in touching distance and he has done a good job in bringing a young squad together. But that's for another thread.

Hey Alf, how's the ponies? Managed to sell many pegs? I would take the pish out of Burnley, but Rovers are hardly flying high, so I will leave that to the noobs who don't understand.

Edit: Champs the hol was good, it was just nice to see a different set of walls