Corky's Cracking Christmas Caption Compo

[tamarblue]

I hate these spot Papa competitions, when I find him I'm going to give him a right telling off, I've warned him time and time again about wasting his time here and he knows he should have been home by 4.30 for tea it's ruined now.

[chiswickmart]

I know the current vogue is for slow ballboys, but this is getting ridiculous.

[Corkhead]

To the answer the call for more pace up front Koeman replaces Graziano Pelle with Doris Scroggins.

[pfcsteve72]

The two judge's were conferring over who should be Southamptons ugliest fan, and after two hours they declared no contest, they've all been hit with the ugly stick

[Scoular1]

Serious question here.
Seeing all the fans packed in like sardines...would you really want to go back to this.

[Scoular1]

Hey Harry,I don't think anyone sussed us,but we have to find a better way to get the bungs out.

[pfclassof61]

[/quote]

Look Edna, I wasn't being serious when I said that if Saints ever get into the top four of the Premiership, I'd bare my arse at Fratton Park...

[pfclassof61]

"Never mind Minnie, p'raps next week Johnny Ertl will strain his groin"

[pfclassof61]

"Tell me again Nellie, when do we go from the 'Rah! Rah! Saints' routine into the ***y pelvic thrusts?"

[Corkhead]

"Tell me again Nellie, when do we go from the 'Rah! Rah! Saints' routine into the ***y pelvic thrusts?"

FFS!!!