Corky's Cracking Christmas Caption Compo

[Corkhead]

As SD appears to have gone AWOL here's some yuletide fun for starters. Turkey-flavoured nobby cucumber for the winner.

[Corkhead]

With a full 25 mins remaining Weasel and Papa decide it's their turn to start the latest fire drill at St Fairies.

[Scoular1]

[quote="Corkhead"]

The new "experienced"coach is introduced to the faithful

[DunstablePFC]

Should have gone to Specsavers

[dsmg]

I told you he said turn right at the traffic lights.

[lovedeanblue]

"I thought you said we were going to Timothy Whites and Woolworths."

[Brockley_Jack]

I would make a ploppy related gag here, but there's a crowd in that picture so it wouldn't be appropriate.

[Corkhead]

Go for it Jacko. All entries welcomed and judged fairly. It's nearly Xmas so a festive yuletide greeting to all mankind. Even Scumpties.

[suicide]

Honest Doris, the sign outside said TESCO.

[tamarblue]

I have to say, the older I get, the more black and white everything seems to appear.