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Thread: Once upon a time ...

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    Once upon a time ...

    there were three not so little Villa Mad posters: Ozfan, Yubby, and Bongo who all lived together in a life of idyllic domestic bliss and harmony in a little thatched cottage at the bottom of BB's garden. Until, that is, the now legendary day when Yubby discovered ...

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    that Ozfan, (his idol) had broken the number 1 house rule.

    Thou Shalt Not Have...

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    ...that Bongo asked that dreaded question ,which all know, that western science can't touch , plus the book of books, forbids any interest or attempts any form of understanding,hiding us all as if under some cloak,but harmlessly he asked 'what is consciousness?' Alarm bells went off in silence,headache pills disappeared off chemists counters. Hawkins ,Dawson and Hitchens have all turned away,as if stunned. What are we to do?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yubbywelch
    that Ozfan, (his idol) had broken the number 1 house rule.

    Thou Shalt Not Have...
    ... Lefty, Brendan, and Scotty round for naked Jacuzzis without ...





    Balan - it looks like you were still writing after Yubbs replied. We usually just follow on from the first reply when this happens, but keep posting!

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    ...the understanding and knowledge of us all. For whosoever shall do any of these abominations, even the souls that do them shall be cut off from among their people. Because these abominations have the men of the land done, that were before you.Therefore ...

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    ...proves that Bigfoot is real. The huge sasquatch who was communicating with Oz through telepathy, climbed into the Jacuzzi with Scotty Lefty and Brendan. Brendan said to Scotty and lefty...

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    "Ok, guys, who's going to tell Ozfan that he REALLY needs a shave?" before

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    That's ridiculous, that's no big foot, that's AV with his shirt off. AV motioned. ...

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    ...them to really take note ! Listen ! this illusion you talk about is noted to be reported to have a strong, unpleasant smell by those who claim to have encountered it. Plus the enormous size of...

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    it's ego would provide some stiff competition to us guys in the hot tub. Well, maybe not, he reflected, as Brendan and Lefty began another argument about ...

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