Caption Competition - The Ooh Er Missus Edition

[Southerndown]

Bloke on right: Actually I feel a little embarrassed, I've come out wearing odd socks!

[Southerndown]

Oh and Scully you can judge this one, you big gay Spanish bear

[Corkhead]

The Southampton Camp Undies Mentalists (SCUM) cheerleader troupe take a well-earned break after their half time performance at St Fairies.

[Corkhead]

Oh and Scully you can judge this one, you big gay Spanish bear

NOO WAYYYYYY !

I've got no chance now.

[Southerndown]

Barman: I spy with my little eye something beginning with P

[Scoular1]

Oh and Scully you can judge this one, you big gay Spanish bear

NOO WAYYYYYY !

I've got no chance now.[/quote]

Corkextractor...c'mon you have as much chance as anyone...I am not vindictive,just a good judge of a caption...speaking of which

[Scoular1]

They don't call this pub "the glory hole" for nothing.

[tamarblue]

Excuse me Bar-Steward but that's not the beer pump handle your pulling.

[tamarblue]

Sorry boys don't you just hate predictive text, the invite meant to say turn up undercover

[tamarblue]

Corky shows of one of his knobbley cucumbers that he won in previous caption competitions.