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Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Ricky says, 'Where did you get that, Jeff?' 'Shane's wife gave it to me.' Ricky continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?' 'Well not exactly,' Jeff said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Shane's widow".' She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are.'
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Bruce went to the police station and asked to speak to the burglar who had broken into his house the previous night. 'You'll get your chance in court,' the desk Sergeant Kelly told him. 'I have to know how he got into the house without waking my wife,' pleaded Bruce. 'I've been trying to do that for years.
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An armed robbery is in progress. A brave customer pulls off the robbers mask and says, "I've seen your face now!" so the robber shoots him dead.
"Any1 else seen my face?"
There was a silence 4 a moment then somebody pipes up
"I think the guy in the Man Utd top got a glimpse mate.
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And tyhe Pilgrim is back in the grove.
Breaking news - Grealish still insists he wanted to take a penalty kick, but Southgate wouldn't let him as he couldn't trust him not to fall over screaming once he got so close to goal.
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During covid money is short and can't go anywhere so I opened a boat shop down the basement of the house.
After 1-week sails have gone through the roof.
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Once upon a time, there were 2 Irish men Billy and Andy, and an Englishman Rev. they were really bad people thieves unfaithful to the team and eventually the law caught up to them and they had a day in court. The judge said they were the worst of the worst and decided to send them to the most remote, desolate godforsaken place on earth! So he sends them to Australia
Then god send them an angel Ozleeds ( a greek in disguise) Who opened up a Fish and Chip shop And the lads were happy again it felt like home
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Lol. YOUR turn for the sauce tonight then...............Originally Posted by ozleeds
Once upon a time, there were 2 Irish men Billy and Andy, and an Englishman Rev. they were really bad people thieves unfaithful to the team and eventually the law caught up to them and they had a day in court. The judge said they were the worst of the worst and decided to send them to the most remote, desolate godforsaken place on earth! So he sends them to Australia
Then god send them an angel Ozleeds ( a greek in disguise) Who opened up a Fish and Chip shop And the lads were happy again it felt like home
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