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Thread: LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

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    LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

    A lexophile of course!
    • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
    • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
    • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
    • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    • Haunted French pancakes give me the crκpes.
    • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
    • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
    • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
    • I changed my iPod's to Titanic. It's syncing now.
    • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
    • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
    • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
    • When chemists die, they barium.
    • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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    re: LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

    Finally, the true story as told by Hillary Clinton to world leaders….

    "Some years ago, nearing dinner time at the White House, our regular
    cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice. He
    wasn't the smartest looking guy, in fact he seemed a bit dirty.


    The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told
    that this was the best they could do on such short notice.

    "Just before the meal, Bill noticed the cook sticking his finger in
    the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but
    he was assured that many chefs did that.

    "Dinner went okay, although Bill thought that the soup tasted a little
    funny. By the time dessert came, he started to have stomach cramps and
    nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had
    to excuse himself.

    "By now, he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so
    disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the
    bathroom. He was on the verge of passin

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    re: LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

    I always thought Lexophilia was a genuine fear of losing twice to Barnsley in a league season ? [i]
    (but I might be wrong there Gaz, dont quote me on that ).

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    re: LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

    I thought it was the act of putting laxative in cucumber sarnies

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