Best football chants

[roger_ramjet]

So many are tedious and anodyne nowadays. I long for the less political correct ones of the old days such as the Manchester United focussed:

"Who's that lying on the runway
Who's that lying in the snow
Its Matt Busby and the boys
Making all the ****ing noise
Cos they cannot get the aeroplane to go"

What is your favourite?

[Oldtimeram]

Tiptoe through the Trent End with a razor and a sawn off shot gun, tiptoe through the Trent End with me. Not in a Tiny Tim voice though.

[lazaat]

I'm not sure about the words of that song Roger?

In the late 60s the Town End used to sing this song to the tune of Jim Reeves "Distant Drums", it was directed to the away fans usually stood on Stratton Bank in those days:

I hear the sound of distant bums, over there, over there, and do they smell, like phucking hell...

[Oldtimeram]

Strolling, just strolling by the lights of the Baseball ground. We don't envy the rich, with their Greaves' and their Law's, just give the ball to Kevin, he will show you how to score, when he's strolling, just strolling......

[Arundelred]

So many are tedious and anodyne nowadays. I long for the less political correct ones of the old days such as the Manchester United focussed:

"Who's that lying on the runway
Who's that lying in the snow
Its Matt Busby and the boys
Making all the ****ing noise
Cos they cannot get the aeroplane to go"

What is your favourite?

That one is sick, it really is. It just shows how depraved football fans can be. How many of these have you got in your treasured collection of depraved chants ?

[Arundelred]

I'm not sure about the words of that song Roger?

In the late 60s the Town End used to sing this song to the tune of Jim Reeves "Distant Drums", it was directed to the away fans usually stood on Stratton Bank in those days:

I hear the sound of distant bums, over there, over there, and do they smell, like phucking hell...

That one is funny.

[Satanic Ram]

Watching Southampton the other week when they beat ****nal 4-0, the gooners were all leaving early, the saints chirped up

"Is there a fire drill, is there a fire drill".....

The most tedious one,

"Oh when the saints go marching in........" Bloody annoying!

[alfinyalcabo]

You Black Bastid
You Black Bastid
You Black Bastid

Who's the Bastid in the Black
Who's the bastid in the Black


Aimed at the Ref.. Nothing racial in it before anybody starts.

[Oldtimeram]

You Red Bastids
You Red Bastids
You Red Bastids

Who's the Bastids in the Red
Who's the Bastids in the Red


Aimed at the the Forest team.

[Arundelred]

You Red Bastids
You Red Bastids
You Red Bastids

Who's the Bastids in the Red
Who's the Bastids in the Red


Aimed at the the Forest team.

"The The" . Poor little Rammy, he's got a stutter.