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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

  1. #11
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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    Why do cows have hooves rather than feet?

    They Lack toes.

  2. #12
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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    I bought a new Satnav recently and it's really good,

    Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said Bear Left .....

    Now that's clever !

  3. #13
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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    So I went to the doctor...
    I said "I keep having this recurring dream...beautiful naked women run towards me, breast bouncing. I keep having to push them away"
    "What do you want me to do about it", says the doctor...

    "Break my arms" I reply.

  4. #14
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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    Gambling has brought my family much closer together.
    We had to move to a smaller house.

  5. #15

    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    What did the man do when he found a trumpet tree in his back garden?

    He root-id-it-oot

  6. #16
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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    How much are the Xmas cracker people paying you?
    ?

  7. #17
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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    Here's a belter for you

    DUNDEE UTD

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    Tsk

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    Jesus loves you!!
    When he's so bored of killing African babies

  10. #20
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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    He will eventually bore himself to death.....it's maybe happening already

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