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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    Scientists have invented a new Optical Viagra.....it does nothing for your *** life....but it makes you look hard.

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    Why doesn’t Mike Tyson play Playstation?

    He’s an Xboxer.

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    What's a Hindu?

    Lay eggs.

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    What do you call a man with spades for hands?

    Doug




    What do you call a man without spades for hands?

    Dougless

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    Woman walks into a bar naked orders a drink, the barman serves her, she drinks it and orders another again he serves her.
    She looks at him, obviously checking out her naked form and asks "Have u never seen a naked woman before?"
    "Oh yes, " he replies " I was just wondering where u keep the money?"

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    Mourners be very careful when reading the dress code for the service. SOMBRE WHILE BEING ONLY TWO LETTERS AWAY FROM SOMBRERO IS A WORLD APART IN TONE

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    What do you call an Indian swimming pool attendant?

    Handyer Bandin

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    What do you call an Indian cloakroom attendant?

    Mahatma Coat

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    Indian karaoke singer......Gerupta Sing

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    re: OT The crap joke thread..................

    Quote Originally Posted by davydook
    Indian karaoke singer......Gerupta Sing
    Or his brother Gupty Singh

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