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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

  1. #411
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    I would tell you a joke about Covid-19, but you would take 2 weeks to get it.

    Before Covid-19 I used to cough to hide my fart. Now I fart to hide my cough.

  2. #412
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    Kinda suspect Ah've posted this ane afore ... but for the reluctant reader-backers ....

    Why did Lucille Ball?

    Because William Shatner.

  3. #413
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    Why did Usain Bolt?

    Because Willie Rushton.

  4. #414
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    Why did Wayne Sleep?

    Because Frank and Ronald do bore.

  5. #415
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    Why was Max Lowe?

    Because he looked up to Stu ****in Milne!!

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