You'll be reading about this journo today-he went "missing" for 5hrs (aye, only 5) in Avignon, France and his wife/brother in law started a Facebook page…

So he turns up on local TV Avignon city centre coming out of a hotel. Twitter goes nuts and #kevinmccarra starts trending with 10k tweets in the space of a few hours.

A few folk started asking "glad he's safe, but what was he up to…?" and all the big hitter in the journo world closed ranks and started dishing out a abuse to anyone who asked-total hypocrisy.

We don't need to ask what he was up to, do we? Caught bonny…