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Thread: Bitten by a snake

  1. #11
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    Hey buc,

    Had a couple of encounters with poisonous snakes in Thailand.

    One candlelit table evening while having dinner under a tree, a snake fell onto the table .

    Absolutely shat it!

    seen a few in Africa which were great experiences.

    Living in Australia, there's plenty of sightings of beasties around that can potentially kill you.nevermind in the water.

    Seen loads of funnel webs and a few black widow spiders as well as red belly snakes.

    But was chased by a cassowary once on a beach haha. Huge bird who can slice your neck with its claws. Arghhhhhhhhh.

  2. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goalposter View Post
    He may have developed a black c*ck though due to necrosis.
    Would probably be OK with a mamba. Puff adders and rattlesnakes are the ones which would give you cock rot.

    Google image search puff adder bite...not too close to dinner mind you.

    Then there's the brazilian wandering spider which gives you a raging hard on for hours.

  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ragnarok View Post
    Would probably be OK with a mamba. Puff adders and rattlesnakes are the ones which would give you cock rot.

    Google image search puff adder bite...not too close to dinner mind you.

    Then there's the brazilian wandering spider which gives you a raging hard on for hours.
    Had a puff adder cross the road whilst on safari.

    They look faitly harmless ha

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