Originally Posted by Jupiter
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Speaking about his appointment, Graham said:
"I am delighted to be joining Rangers.
"Our most loyal soap dodging minkers have been working tirelessly spreading coronavirus around Glasgow and beyond to ensure the crisis prevails, resulting in the club remaining in Europe for the longest period of time since 1972.
"This is a massive achievement, brought about by a co-ordinated effort by all from our snottery tea-wifie to the ordinary fan who defies in 'no surrender' style the imposition of doctrine demanding that hands be washed after handling their cocks.
"It will be a historic occasion when Rangers break the barrier of their longest period of participation in a European competition should this stretch to the date of next seasons first game, and whether or not said game goes ahead, we can swap spit in brotherly fashion via the loving cup with whatever opponent are privileged to wrap their gums around the floaters gifted to them, mostly marinated in Buckfast, but with a few placed strategically on the rim of said sacred cup, in consideration, and for the benefit of those who may be teetotal.
"People may find what I am suggesting distasteful. But we are the people. Therefore they are not. So they can think what they like.
"Hullo Hullo..."
