The fűcking state of THIS
https://twitter.com/EveningExpress/s...54start%3D1620
In Aberdeenshire FFS.
A trip hame is needed, brochred. I hope there’s a plant hire company in the Broch so that the required “essential maintenance” can be completed.
Ah wis hopin' this was a call for some teuchter tae ging on wi' a fkn Kubota digger tae scrape a permanent smile on fkn Morelos's coupon!
Alas, I am underwhelmed (Underwhelmed: def: Scunnered, Pissed aff, lost a shillin' and found a ha'penny, thought Ah was textin Maggie Broon .. til Daphne turned up wi her phone. Imagined ma first sight o' pishflaps would mak ma hert skip a beat ... Ah was right ... jist the wrang wye! )
Maybe, and I'm just spit-balling here, a local from the Broch could seek out this "local attraction" and post the full address on here, simply to allow people to view same.
And if some posters decide that the structural integrity of the "local attraction" be assured by ensuring a steady stream of taxis and Pizza/Indian/Chinese delivery vehicles drive over it in quick succession, well, it would only be neighbourly.