India have given up
Why is he called chef?
Both Rooooooot and Chef out in two balls.
From the bbc:-
So Alastair Cook finishes with 33 Test centuries, 12,472 runs at an average of 45.35.
He batted for 37,308 mins or 621 hours 48 minutes.
He hit 1,442 fours, plus three all-run fours, 11 sixes and four fives (including the one that took him to his hundred today).
He faced 20,038 dot balls, scored 3803 singles, 980 twos and 281 threes.
India have given up
Why is he called chef?
Last session of the English test summer. India need 140 runs with 5 wickets in hand. I reckon it will be a draaaaa
Proper Wifies Cricket, you're going to have to call it from now on.
What's with the a'rsehole greetin because an Aussie called him names a few years ago?
F'uckin woofter.
Afternoon Vintage, Afternoon Everyone.
Apologies for not bumping this up sooner all you Proper Mannies Cricket fans. First test match of the season for England and they've started off typically poorly. Windies currently lead England by 378 runs with 4 wickets remaining after England collapsed yesterday for 77. Experimental look to this side with Broad dropped for the dwarf Sam Curran, twa spinners picked, new no 3 and new opening pair.
Windies looked good so far which is always nice. I don't mind them or Pakistan winning the odd test match, good for the game.
HAHA.
I heard all the usual suspects being interviewed over the last few days before it started, to a man all predicted a 3-0 whitewash.
The arrogance was astounding.