Queens speech

[fatshaft]

You boys are so ignorant its like you live out in the sticks, eat road kill, farm sheep, have a vocabulary of ten words, lisp and chew hay.

Hang on a minute. You do.

Live in sticks - check
Eat road kill - not unless it's a toonser
Farm Sheep - nope, but field at bottom of my garden is annual sheep breeding park (I dinna get involved)
10 word vocabulary - The royal family are a bunch of scounging ****ing hoors
Lisp -
Chew hay - It's oft been said I'm hung like a horse, nae that I eat like one

[campervanbethoven]

aye, the auld hoor can shuffle off from this life any time she wants, she can take the whole load of blood sucking vermin with her. Preferably all burnt to a crisp due to some faulty electrical wiring in Buckingham Palace.

Fcuk me, all the kerfuffle about the money the UK "gives" to the EU, yet we still spend millions a year on that lot. Beggars belief.

I might even do my happy Thatcher death dance again when she snuffs it.

[Pacman1903]

I might even do my happy Thatcher death dance again when she snuffs it.

Is it something like this

[Disco Buc]

Is it something like this

[Rochead]

Not something I have ever bothered with.

[Disco Buc]

I'm sure there's a pic going around with the Queen sitting on a toilet throne that gets the royalists all upset ..

Unbelievable.

[Mason89]

I'm convinced she's already snuffed it

[Pacman1903]

I'm convinced she's already snuffed it

Finger and toes are crossed

[kb_don]

Billionaire, but still has the cheek to get a state handout for a new boiler: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38025513

Buckingham Palace may have 775 rooms, but does it need to cost £369m to fix? That's almost £500k per room, for a new radiator, light switch and a bit of double glazing!
I don't work in the building trade, but that sounds extortionate. Someone will be on the fiddle somewhere

[mondo_notion]

I don't really mind them, i'm an easy going kinda guy. A day off if she dies wouldn't go a miss though.