Feil Mary in Ellon
She used to ride a bike all the time, all seasons for what seems all day. She even had a paper round in her 60s. She was often seen cycling to Hatton.She was another that took offence at being shouted at. "Feil Mary" the kids would holler. She would go (ahem) feil. Later on she used to just push her bike around as her body was failing her
Everyone in Ellon kens Feil Mary
I mind being in the Legion with Pac Da and Pac Ma when this ungodly smell hit us and the rest of the punters. Everyone was giving eachother the "gee wizz was that you" stare. In the corner trying to contain her laughter was Feil Mary. Still possibly the worst fart ive smelt. Id go as far to say she had probably shat herself that night