What is tittydice doing in Es***?

[54FairAndSquare]

Avoiding the bailiffs after doing a bunk from his Lochee bedsit leaving gas and lecky bills unpaid?




Hiding from Jute City Council’s Council Tax Department?




Sh1tting it from the money lenders that funded his gambling habits?




Escaping his local smack dealer’s henchmen’s kneecapping hammers?




Dodging the CSA while a skanky 40-fags-a-day wreck of a former Mrs Tittydice is in the 19th floor of a 1960s highrise with a brood of juttie waifs howling insults at strangers in a poxy wee juttie accent about being gay?




All the above?

[Doctor_Death]

Avoiding the bailiffs after doing a bunk from his Lochee bedsit leaving gas and lecky bills unpaid?




Hiding from Jute City Council’s Council Tax Department?




Sh1tting it from the money lenders that funded his gambling habits?




Escaping his local smack dealer’s henchmen’s kneecapping hammers?




Dodging the CSA while a skanky 40-fags-a-day wreck of a former Mrs Tittydice is in the 19th floor of a 1960s highrise with a brood of juttie waifs howling insults at strangers in a poxy wee juttie accent about being gay?




All the above?

I'd say all the above, I would add that gaydice left Mrs Gaydice for a man, it's the only explanation for the sunami of 'gay' references that blurt from his blistered lips

[54FairAndSquare]

Cheers!!

[Taintedice]

That is some gay meltdown from you, walloper/dr dildo, never mind, it's Dundee up next, the team you are totally obsessed with

Tittydice/Gaydice is a great name for Tannadice by the way, keep them coming

[Doctor_Death]

it's Dundee up next, the team you are totally obsessed with

There he goes again, talking about dundee like any other team. gaydice's timmyness is the worst kept secret since Tom Daley's ***uality. At least you know where you stand with gaydice's ***uality