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Thread: Players With Stupid Names

  1. #11
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    There was a player a few years back playing in the lower leagues whose surname was sh1tole. When he scored Jeff Stelling when, reading out the scores, refused to say his name.

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    David Goodwillie.
    When he was leaving Dundee United we said we needed to hang on to Goodwillie.
    Sadly he became something of a Badwillie and is now playing for Clyde.

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    Harry Beautyman is a nice one I think.

    N-w ank-wo Kanu (a bit constructed admittedly...)

    Virgil van Dijk

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    Andre Arshavin signed for Arsenal and manager Arsene

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    Surely Nicky Butt should have played for Arsenal

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    Natural aptitude for the job...Segar B*s*ard became a referee...

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    Rod fanni, linked with us at one time.

    Leo fortune west (sounds like directions).

    The ground in wa nkdorf in Switzerland always make me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaggieBlood View Post
    Rod fanni, linked with us at one time.

    Leo fortune west (sounds like directions).

    The ground in wa nkdorf in Switzerland always make me laugh.
    Only to be expected for the 'Young Boys of Bern'

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    Back in the late 70s there was a Reading player called Wayne Wa*nklyn.
    So imagine the embarrassment eh, having to be called Wayne all his life.

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