Huddersfield would do solid battle for the Yorkies but would eventual make a naive tactical error
Manchester Utd would provide grim resistance.
West Ham would turn up in numbers and gesticulate a lot in cockney and wave their shield threateningly shouting "Want sum?"
Tottenham would look lovely in their war tunics and Brighton would be busy telling them how lovely they looked.
Stoke and West Brom would dullify each other.
Liverpool and Everton would be parking chariots and nicking hubcaps.
Newcastle - hmm they worry me but as long as we plan the battle for Boxing Day, it'll be right.
Palace - No real impact locally but will be glad all over.
Watford - No - just no!
Chelsea / Arsenal -Wont make it out of barracks as the armoury has just gone up in smoke
Southampton and Bournemouth - not going to happen -too far have you sen the price of hay nowadays?
Swansea - could be a tough gig, can see us sneaking this one in injury time though.

So all is looking good - ah crap! - forgot City! - they will do us 5-0 home and 6-1 at their gaff.