( Ony radge offendit by textin in Doric, look awa noo ... get back tae yer ebay bids, yer Amazon prime vids, Tinder, fittivver )
Jist lookin at the League ... 2/3rds o games doon, and comparin wi what Ah expected afore the first baa o' this season wiz kicked.
Tempted tae write a lang winded team by team post, but nae willin tae pey for the amount o' matchsticks required tae keep aa yer sleepy/bored eyes open .. so .... Ah'll jist list the teams in the order Ah thought, jist as the season opened, they wid end up.
Timothy
The Famous Aberdeen FC - Stand Free - 1903 ... lock up yer fkn sheep!
Hivs
Huns
Heart o Mid- loathin
Fermers
................. ( top/bottom six line ) ..........
Partick
Murderwell rat munchers
Hamilton coffin dodgers
Dundeh
............. ( pull yer socks up and faaivver ye are mak sureif ye play the PJMs, dinna f@ck it up line. ) .............
Ross Cloggers
.............. ( Get tae **** ye useless f@ckers line ) .............
Killie Pie Promoters
..... Weel .... That wis fit Ah thought ... hands tae the hivvens ... Ah've been slightly mair wrang than right.... and ken? jist maybe half a dizzen games wid hae made ma mair right than wrang .... nae mentionin ony in particular (steer, steer )