Ken Dodd's with God

[mickd1961]

I missed this one first time round old son. Fecking brilliant, the lightening conductor!

What a lovely day for going into Trafalgar Square with a bucket of whitewash,throwing it all over the pigeons and saying.....”there then,how do you like it!!

I loved Les Dawson as well.

My favourite Dawson joke,

“We were so poor when we were kids we lived in a house with paper thin walls!

“How thin” I hear you ask?

“When mother was cooking the Sunday roast she opened the oven door to find the next door neighbour dipping his bread in our gravy!!

............

We couldn’t afford a Turkey for Xmas so in the October my old man bought the budgie a chest expander!!

[Q165]

Les Dawson-

I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that, when I just happened to glance at the night sky and I marvelled at the millions of stars glistening like pieces of quicksilver thrown carelessly onto black velvet. In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot within the ebb and void of infinite space wherein the tethered bulks of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought - I must a roof on this lavatory.

And

We didn't have much growing up and money was tight. So when one day my dad found a crutch lying on the road, he came home and broke my leg.

And

I wouldn’t say my wife’s cooking is heavy but we’ve got the only bow legged cooker in the street