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  1. #1421
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    It’s never happened to me but I once found myself standing in front of Jackie Baillie in a sandwich shop.

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    Like Mason, whale's gobs and I remain unacquainted.
    I did have a p1ss next to Charlie Nicholas once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    It’s never happened to me but I once found myself standing in front of Jackie Baillie in a sandwich shop.
    Lucky you found yourself ahead of her in the queue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InversneckieDob View Post
    Like Mason, whale's gobs and I remain unacquainted.
    I did have a p1ss next to Charlie Nicholas once.
    The similarities to your experience and mine end with being in the close proximity to another beings bodily fluids.

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    I’ve mentioned this a few times before but as celebrity encounters go, it’s a good one.

    I had a pee next to Dougie Donnelly on the Arran ferry

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    “Nursery graduations”.

    What the ****ing ****ity **** are those?

    And their ****ing function?

    The world’s gone nuts.

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    I graduated from Brucehill Nursery in 1980, with a 2.2 in Fuzzy Felts

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    “Nursery graduations”.

    What the ****ing ****ity **** are those?

    And their ****ing function?

    The world’s gone nuts.



    I’ve been saying “ what the ****ety ****” about this carry on for years now.
    Do try to keep up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    I’ve been saying “ what the ****ety ****” about this carry on for years now.
    Do try to keep up.
    Oooh. Get YOU, influencer.

    I’m afraid I’ve just heard of it. Due entirely to entitled middle class wonkers moaning about this breach of their inconsequential ‘freedoms’, no doubt adding to the mental anguish of their four year olds to the extent of requiring individual therapists.

    I had heard of “proms” (FFS), graduation ceremonies for primary schoolkids and other such pish to allow the yummy mummies of Forest Avenue and New Money Heights, Westhill to flaunt their conspicuous consumption.

    It’s all @rsehole boll0cks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    yummy mummies of Forest Avenue and New Money Heights, Westhill
    Rules?

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